THE APPLE !!

Once there was a small kid on earth. One fine day it came to know that god is distributing apples to humans in his place at heaven. The kid was so happy to receive that news and it went with lot of enjoyment to heaven to get the apple from god. There was a big queue standing to get apple from god and this kid also joined in that queue. While it was standing, it was fully excited and thrilled for the fact that it is going to receive in person from god’s hands. Its turn too came and the kid showed its both the hands to receive apple. God gave the apple but unfortunately the tiny hands couldn’t hold that big apple. Apple fell down and got wasted in mud. The kid got so disappointed. The ministers near the god informed that if the kid likes to have an apple from god again then it has to again follow the queue. Having waited for so long the kid didn’t want to return back to earth with empty hands so it decided to wait again in the queue.

This time the queue has become even longer than the previous one. While waiting in queue, the kid could see lot of people who returns back with apple in hands and utmost satisfaction on their faces. The kid was so much disappointed and thought why me alone didn’t get the apple in hand when all others were easily able to get it. What is the sin I did that I alone should suffer like this. Now the kid was so scared that it should not miss the apple again. Again its turn came and god gave the apple to the kid’s hands and after giving the apple god spoke to the kid.

“My dear child, last time after giving you the apple only I noticed the apple I gave to you was a rotten apple and that’s why I made that to fell down from your hands. Having given you a rotten apple, I felt bad for you and I wanted to give you the best apple in the farm and that time the best apple in the farm was growing and that’s why I made you to wait such a long time in the queue. Here it is. Now the apple that you have in hand is ‘The Best’ apple in the farm till to date. Enjoy.”

MORAL :

Friends, sometimes it so happens, as even after we put our 100% dedication and commitment things may get delayed or things may go wrong. Believe that god has something great for us and that’s why this has happened. Always say, ‘Gratitude & patience is absolutely the best way to bring more in one’s life’.

Hello frds,
I found some interesting fact through mail..
Just check it out…

Hey,

I got error Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 67108864 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 13050 bytes) in my file /home/developer/Sachin/API/performance.php on line 227
You can view memory limit using

1. If your memory is set to 8M, continue with next step
2. Open your php.ini file. If your server is a Webune Dedicated Server with Redhat, Centos or Fedora, you can run the following command to edit the php.ini file:
3. VIM /etc/php.ini (you can view its location in phpinfo())
4. Code:
memory_limit = 64M ; Maximum amount of memory a script may consume (6MB)
5. Save the changes.
6. Restart Apache Server with the following command
Code:
/etc/init.d/httpd restart
7. Done

or
Youcan set the memory limit within a file using ini_set() function:
at ini_set(‘memory_limit’, ‘64m’); in your php page.

My frnd Nilu, as for Release Date for Tum Mile(god knows why ppl are interested in such movies ), i googled to find it out.
Posting here for your reference.

# Release date of Tum Mile : November 13, 2009
# Release date of De Dana Dan : November 27, 2009
# Release date of Hook Ya Crook: December 11, 2009
# Release date of Prince It’S Showtime: December 11, 2009
# Release date of 3 Idiots : December 25, 2009
Cast : Aamir Khan, Kareena Kapoor, R Madhvan, Sharman Joshi
Music Director : Shantanu Moitra
My recommandation : Just Go for this movie.
I enjoyed the book “3 Mistakes…” and now dying to watch the movie.
# Release date of Kites : December 2009
# Release date of Rocket Singh – Salesman Of The Year: December 2009
# Release date of Season Greetings: January 1, 2010
# Release date of Rajniti: January 22, 2010
# Release date of Peter Gaya Kaam Se : February 12, 2010
# Release date of Paan Singh Tomar : February 26, 2010
# Release date of Phillum City: March 11, 2010

Good news for all those who had to travel in autos and also for those who had to bear all the nonsense’s of these autowallas.

We have already informed the traffic police about the problems which we used to face as daily commuters and they promised to arrange one of their people to Interface building between 6pm – 8pm.

Moreover request you to sit in the auto rickshaw without a word and ask them to take to your place and if at all they refuse to do the same kindly do not come out but whilst sitting in the auto immediately dial traffic control room’s number 24937755 / 24937746 / 24937747. Within 5 minutes the traffic police will reach and they can suspend auto rickshaw licenses.

Few Friends have tried yesterday and today from Malad station and it worked out…. If you are anywhere in Mumbai the above numbers will help you.

Source: http://www.taxguru.in/government-policy/info-for-persons-travelling-in-auto-rickshaw-in-mumbai.html
and

http://www.caclubindia.com/forum/messages/2009/2/26549_helpline_for_mumbai_auto_reckshaw_problem.asp?quote=151768&

Hi Frds,
I have BSNL broadband connection at home.
Unfortunately my PC got formatted(due to virus ) & i lost my setup for the same.
I tries from side, googled also surf different blogs but everything failed. I lost more than tow days
Finally I have to pay Rs. 200 for the setup of broadband to a bsnl worker.
The setup is actually really simple and personally i don’t want to waste anybody’s time & money and hence putting it on blog.

The steps are as follows:
Start ->
Accessaries ->
Communications ->
New Connection Wizard ->
Continue Next ->
Connect to internet ->
Set up my connection manually ->
connect using broadband that requires username & password(PPoE) ->
Type ISP name(i.e. data1) ->
Type Internet account Information(i.e. given username & password)
Finish

& Your connection establish!!!!

Note:
1. The steps are for Windows XP(although ther must be same for all Windows OS)
2. Make sure that your DSL LED is stable.
If it not than you cannot establesh the connection.
Btw, I am using Modem provided by ITI(ADSL 2+)

Indexing is the most important tool you have for speeding up queries. Other techniques are available to you, too, but generally the one thing that makes the most difference is the proper use of indexes.

MySQL uses indexes in several ways:

* As just described, indexes are used to speed up searches for rows matching terms of a WHERE clause or rows that match rows in other tables when performing joins.
* For queries that use the MIN() or MAX() functions, the smallest or largest value in an indexed column can be found quickly without examining every row.
* MySQL can often use indexes to perform sorting and grouping operations quickly for ORDER BY and GROUP BY clauses.
* Sometimes MySQL can use an index to reading all the information required for a query. Suppose that you’re selecting values from an indexed numeric column in a MyISAM table, and you’re not selecting other columns from the table. In this case, when MySQL reads an index value from the index file, it obtains the same value that it would get by reading the data file. There’s no reason to read values twice, so the data file need not even be consulted.

Ref:- http://www.informit.com/articles/article.aspx?p=377652

Please tell this to ur respective GF / GF’s they will be impressed by this, thinking my BF is sooooooooooooooooo very much concern and caring lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The high price of high heels
High heels, whether they’re thick or thin, can cause problems in women’s knees, their ankles and their feet.

Researchers link high heels and knee osteoarthritis, a painful, degenerative joint disease.

High heels also cause foot problems
High heels can also result in a variety of foot problems, including metatarsalgia, which is pain in the ball of the foot. Another condition, called Morton’s neuroma, which is 10 times more common in women than men, is caused by a thickening of tissue around a nerve between the third and fourth toes.

The most healthy shoe
Surprisingly, flat shoes are not the ideal for overall foot and leg health. Low heels of one-half to three-quarters of an inch are good for both the front and back of the foot. Square-toed shoes with a roomy toe box help prevent the pinching and scrunching of the foot that can lead to lots of painful problems.

If you happen to come across a mobile number starting with ‘8′, don’t mistake it for a typo. The department of telecommunications (DoT) has allowed four service providers to allot 10-digit numbers starting with ‘8′.

Reason: A swelling subscriber pool and an increasing number of service providers. Almost 15 years after mobile telephony came to India, the number of subscribers crossed 441 million in August-end, and is growing by 14 to 15 million every month.

Pre-empting a crunch, the DoT has allowed Vodafone Essar, Idea Cellular, Tata Teleservices and Reliance-ADAG (for CDMA and GSM services) to allot numbers beginning with ‘8′. Tata Teleservices has been given permission for the Mumbai circle.

In a 10-digit mobile number,
the first two numbers refer to the access code,
the next three to the mobile switching centre (MSC) code, and
the last five to the subscriber’s number.

Before allowing mobile numbers starting with ‘8′, the government was considering 11-digit numbers. But after discussions with telecos, the DoT formulated a framework that would cause minimum disturbance to existing mobile phone users.As per international norms, every mobile phone number in the country should have uniform number of digits. If it is to be an 11-digit format, all mobile numbers, irrespective of operator, will have to follow the same model.

The US is believed to have handled the problem better as it follows an integrated numbering plan for landline and mobile phones.